1. The Chef is right.
2. The Chef is always right.
3. The Chef does not sleep, he rests.
4. The Chef doesn’t eat, he nourishes himself.
5. The Chef doesn’t drink, he tastes.
6. The Chef is never late, he is delayed.
7. The Chef never leaves the service, he is called away.
8. If you enter the Chefs office with your own idea, you leave with his.
9. The Chef doesn’t have a relationship with his secretary he educates her.
10. It is forbidden for chefs to marry in order that their numbers shouldn’t increase.
11. The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
12. If you criticize the Chef, you criticize the Almighty.
- found on the bulletin board of the Chef’s Office aboard the Queen Mary II and Lang’s Compendium of Culinary Nonsense and Trivia
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